Face Fanatic Gifts

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Prize vegetables.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Italica

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Sales

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

A Friend in Need.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

I may not have the best pickup lines in the world, but when was the last time you saw cursive lettering in a word balloon?

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'