Face Cover Fanatic Gifts

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Cougher

Super pets.

Face painting by numbers.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Edvard Grieg

30 Days Has Movember

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Don't have a hot flush....

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

My Life in Beards.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Tribal masks.