Face Cover Fanatic Mugs

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Face painting by numbers.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Edvard Grieg

30 Days Has Movember

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Covid-19, Mask Up

Squeal like a pig!

Tribal masks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'