Face Pack Aficionado Mugs

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Squeal like a pig!

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Tribal masks.

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Mandatory mask use

Covid Babies

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."