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'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"Too much concealer?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Face painting by numbers.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Don't have a hot flush....

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

Tribal masks.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Covid-19, Mask Up

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Covid Babies