Mask Fanatic Gifts

Boris Johnson

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Face Mask Romance

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Mandatory mask use

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Covid Babies

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

Theater on meds

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Masky Christmas!

'Rona Lisa

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

"Which one?"

Quarandating.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"