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"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'I've been framed!'

'I like the frame.'

'I like the frame.'

'Well he wanted the cheapest frames we had in stick and the texta was handy!'

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

"The painting never changes. It's a frame-of-the-month."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Artists without borders.

'Can I just buy the frame?'

Academy Pencillings.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo