Framing Fanatic T-Shirts

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

I always frame yours, J.B.

'It's a copy of my first royalty cheque...I cashed the original to pay for the frame!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Where your mind & battle are los

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Friday

"Werewolves of London..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Cinemuck

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Hollywood producer.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club