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'Better,much better...but do you think I could have some different frames?'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Beware of Don"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The bridge of arts.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.