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Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Man's best friends."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Office Meeting

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Working from OM.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"But is it..?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Zoomies call.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'