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"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'Needs more challenge.'

'Clever, Fenwick

Writer

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Flight School.

Model Stealth Bomber.

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'OK, good. I just wanted to be sure you were still on top of it.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

ARcTic

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

'I have no idea who they are. They came with the frame.'

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