Zimmer Frame Racer T-Shirts

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Bob's Driving School.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"You're on mute."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"But is it..?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Artists without borders.

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

The perils of working from home

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'I like the frame.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Academy Pencillings.

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

ARcTic

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."