Future Racer T-Shirts

'I need both hands for steering.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"No, not that button!"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"I feel all tingly."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Natural gas

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Taking to the sky...

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."