Future Road Runner T-Shirts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Go! Means NOW!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

City Marathon.

Exercising

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Man running

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Wilfried Zaha

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

The Fun Run.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'