Future Road Runner T-Shirts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Go! Means NOW!

City Marathon.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Exercising

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Man running

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Wilfried Zaha

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!