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In 'n out lung transplant.

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Out and In.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

37 years in the same position.

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Go! Means NOW!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Remember, Bob, my door is always open...just not for you!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.