"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."
Career Marathoner T-Shirts
Celebrate their unstoppable spirit with t-shirts featuring witty and inspiring designs for the career marathoner in your life. Style that keeps them moving forward.
37 years in the same position.
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Storm in the out tray
Bowled over again!
'Your shoe's untied.'
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
Go! Means NOW!
'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'
American Idle.
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
31. 19. 55.7.
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
"I told him he should have trained more."
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
Binge Watch
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Succession 2
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."
'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'
Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.
401K
"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."
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Career Marathoner Mugs
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Career Marathoner Pillows
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Career Marathoner Prints
Browse inspiring prints to decorate their workspace or home, reminding them that every marathon begins with a single step.