Wannabe Marathoner T-Shirts

"I've never actually run but I understand the marathon mentality."

"As you can see on page 456, para 5, your health policy is dependent upon your being able to manage a sub 3 hour marathon."

Go! Means NOW!

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Zorro as a child.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

My First Boat

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

People liked running things past Michael.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.