Marathon Dreamer T-Shirts

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"They're offering 18 months jail and a half-marathon."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"I'm thinking of giving up thinking about trying to run a marathon this year."

What else is there to wish for?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Pull and all nighter...

Olympic Climate

Smile

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Loser's Podium.

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Man with a Plan

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

People liked running things past Michael.

I'm a vegan triathlete

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.