Marathon Dreamer Pillows

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"They're offering 18 months jail and a half-marathon."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"I'm thinking of giving up thinking about trying to run a marathon this year."

What else is there to wish for?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Pull and all nighter...

Smile

Olympic Climate

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Loser's Podium.

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Man with a Plan

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

People liked running things past Michael.

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Paris Olympics