Ironman Dreamer Pillows

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Pull and all nighter...

Midnight Basketball

Olympic Climate

Baseball Dreams

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Midnight in Minnesota

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Paris Olympics

"What's next?"

I love gymnastics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.