Ironman Dreamer Gifts

I'm a vegan triathlete

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

Pull and all nighter...

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Not The Real Me

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Midnight in Minnesota

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Paris Olympics

I love gymnastics

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."