Tennis Dreamer Gifts

Castaway with a tennis court.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Basketball

Basketball.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Baseball Dreams

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Not The Real Me

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Penalty

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

I'm a vegan triathlete