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Castaway with a tennis court.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Basketball

Olympic Climate

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

Midnight Basketball

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Baseball Dreams

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Not The Real Me

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'