Slalom Dreamer Pillows

Dédoublement de Skieur.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You've been served."

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

Running out of Gas.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Not The Real Me

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Life is too short to be little.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Because it's there!

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Paris Olympics

I love gymnastics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.