Summit Dreamer Pillows

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Because it's there!

"You've been served."

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

(Camel paintings)

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Boy pilot.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Moon: Made in China

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Shoot For The Moon

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

A Tumble Cow

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Pole Star

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'