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'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Because it's there!

"You've been served."

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

(Camel paintings)

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Tourists in Egypt

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Young Picasso at the Beach

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Boy pilot.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Shoot For The Moon

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Moon: Made in China

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A Tumble Cow

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

UFO Shelter