Ski Mountain Dreamer T-Shirts

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Good News about winter

Ice skater

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Walkers

"First snowman?"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"You've been served."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Socially distanced sledding

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'