Mountain Dreamer T-Shirts

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

'The secret of life? Next mountain. This is the secret of perfect pie crust.'

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'I don't know the answer to everything but I can make change.'

"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'Do we have to be in the Himalayas? - I hear the Smokies are really nice this time of year.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

'Not all of us prefer the beach.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'Your poster of the Swiss Alps is disconcerting investors.'

'She says she's old enough for a mountain of her own.'

OM, SWEET OM

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"Applesauce is just mainstream baby food."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

(Camel paintings)

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Walkers

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"