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Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Walkers

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Agricultural Psychology

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Migrating cows.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You've been served."

An English Gold Field

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Angel Swing

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Snow Bridge.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'