Field And Mountain Dreamer Gifts

Handbook

Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Walkers

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Agricultural Psychology

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Migrating cows.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You've been served."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

Angel Swing

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Snow Bridge.

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'