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"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

You are Here (Mountain Summit).

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"... I guess I'm just afraid of peaking too soon in my career."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Walkers

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"You've been served."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Galilei Galileo.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Life is too short to be little.'

Mount Everest.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"