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'Life is too short to be little.'

"Sofa so good!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Man propelled by love

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"You've been served."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'