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'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'You see he slipped off this ledge here, and landed in this ravine.'

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

'The meaning of life?.. You want the next mountain along.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'I'm up to my crevasse in snow.'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'