Sunset Dreamer T-Shirts

Retirement Savings.

"The sun is setting earlier today."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"There's just nothing new under the sun."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Late night teddy reading

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Painting taking root...

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Boy pilot.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love the Shard

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

"You've been served."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter