Sunset Dreamers T-Shirts

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You've been served."

SPOONING CACTI

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

I miss recess!

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Swamp gas

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Summer Sledding

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Sunset

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Just junk mail."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Because it's there!

A princess looking for frogs