Sunset Dreamers Pillows

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You've been served."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

SPOONING CACTI

I miss recess!

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Swamp gas

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Sunset

Summer Sledding

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"Just junk mail."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Because it's there!

A princess looking for frogs