Sky Dreamers T-Shirts

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

I love the Shard

Shoot For The Moon

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Moon: Made in China

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Airliner

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Pole Star

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'