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"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Multiple Migs

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'What's the point of giving us wings if we can't fly?'

'These hotshot business types think they own the sky.'

An awkward fear of heights...

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Walkers

I love the Shard

Boy pilot.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

Flights and Coronavirus

Witch dice.

Window in the Sky.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Picasso Cloud.

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

twist building

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Real Estate Depression

bird

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"