Big Sky Dreamer T-Shirts

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Cosmonaut

Boy pilot.

I love the Shard

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Shoot For The Moon

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

UFO Shelter

Pole Star

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

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