Dusk Dreamer T-Shirts

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

(Camel paintings)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Tourists in Egypt

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Push for Disco...

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Tumble Cow

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid