Supreme Dreamer T-Shirts

"You know what'd be cool? If the President nominated me for the Supreme Court." "Say what?" "It's a lifetime appointment. Once I got the job, I could just sit there and twiddle my thumbs, and nobody could fire me." "I could sit there during oral arguments and just play games all day on my iPad." "Sounds like a sweet deal." "Plus I'd get to wear a black robe. I could get super fat and no one would ever notice."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Painting taking root...

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Boy pilot.

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Airliner

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Midnight Basketball

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Pole Star

"You've been served."