Unisex T-Shirt

"You know what'd be cool? If the President nominated me for the Supreme Court." "Say what?" "It's a lifetime appointment. Once I got the job, I could just sit there and twiddle my thumbs, and nobody could fire me." "I could sit there during oral arguments and just play games all day on my iPad." "Sounds like a sweet deal." "Plus I'd get to wear a black robe. I could get super fat and no one would ever notice."

$29.00

A great t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It is made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Tubular construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Estimated Fullfillment: 5 Days

30-day return policy

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