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"You know what'd be cool? If the President nominated me for the Supreme Court." "Say what?" "It's a lifetime appointment. Once I got the job, I could just sit there and twiddle my thumbs, and nobody could fire me." "I could sit there during oral arguments and just play games all day on my iPad." "Sounds like a sweet deal." "Plus I'd get to wear a black robe. I could get super fat and no one would ever notice."