Wannabe Golfer T-Shirts

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

The Amateur Golfer

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

As Seen On TV

My First Boat

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Before and After Tattoos.

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

Chicken lays a football.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"Remember to keep your head down."

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"Well, if we're playing tackle football I'll be the coach!"

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

Golfing Work-out

After the cutbacks at flight simulator school. . .

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

Home Station. Ernie thought he was going to be a big movie star. What that didn't happen, he got a job here at the household goods store. How his favorite event of the year is this springtime parking lot sale where all of the warm weather items are brought out. There are variable-speed models, ones that are energy efficient. He gets to put on his sunglasses and and say ... As you can see, I have a huge number of fans!

'You missed it again, Mum!'

"I've got a part in a soap."