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"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

House building chart (like steps).

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Before and After Tattoos.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

A young boy shaving

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."