Wannabe Movie Star T-Shirts

Director/Action Man toy.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

Tom Cruise

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

As Seen On TV

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Pony Director

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Before and After Tattoos.

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

A young boy shaving

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'