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'Dad, why musn't the little ball go in the hole?'

The Amateur Golfer

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

'You missed it again, Mum!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Hole in forty-seven.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Duh!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'