Beginning Golfer T-Shirts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Clock Face Golf Set

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Thank you."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Birdie.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Luckily I hit the pin!

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

It's my golf night out with the boys!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

Caution - Student Driver.

"My kind of course."

"Now that I'm retired from racing, I've taken up golf..."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Whaddayaknow - black hole in one!'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'