Beginning Golfer Gifts

'Yes, hon, your stance looks great. However, that's the tee marker. The ball is over here.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Clock Face Golf Set

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Thank you."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Birdie.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Caution - Student Driver.

"My kind of course."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'