Beginner Golfer Gifts

'How did the first game go?' - 'I hit a ball in one.'

Jeff hoped no-one noticed he was a beginner at golf.

Obese man playing golf

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

The Amateur Golfer

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Hole in forty-seven.

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Where's your other glove?'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Getting rid of the opposition.

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Luckily I hit the pin!

Caution - Student Driver.

"My kind of course."

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'